Good Riddance

'Tis a fine time to be a dwarf
The day is now at hand
Now's the time we rout the elves
Since th'first day they arrived, this is what we planned

Well
Why do we wield axes
Though picks seem more of use?
Well, y'know elves live up in the trees,
How else'd we fell the spruce?

And you like elves? (Ugh!)
And you like elves? (Why?)
Well if you miss them
Then you can join them

No man toiling, no meat broiling
So sterile are their streets
What's a man to live for here
What drives your heart to beat?
Knife ears prance, frolic, dance
Wrap themselves in silk
While we prepare, lay forests bare
To rid us of their ilk.

And you like elves? (Ew!)
And you like elves? (Ha!)
Well if you miss them
Then you can join them

Now towers crumble, the earth rumbles
Boots o' steel trample shards of stained glass
Every dwarf lived for this day
To kick your pompous candy ass.

Oh
Good riddance (Hoo-Ah!)
Good riddance (Hoo-Ah!)
Good riddance (Hoo-Ah!)

Oh they laughed at us
How it echoed in their halls
But turns out I'm th' perfect height
To punch them in the balls

Well
I'm four foot three
I weigh two hundred thirty pounds
Can bench press three fifty
I'm an absolute unit

Not so funny now, eh?
Oh, you won't be laughing now
A thousand years you fucked around
And now you're finding out

Good riddance! (Hoo-Ah!)
Good riddance! (Hoo-Ah!)
Good riddance! (Hoo-Ah!)

Can hardly tell you aren't a lass
Face smooth, bright and bare
But I'm a generous man
My axe has a beard for you to share (Now hold still!)

Fair-folk and fey, the humans say,
They're graceful, wise and cute
But beneath that guise, 'tis naught but lies
We'll break that spell beneath our boots!

And you like elves?
And you like elves?
Well if you miss them
Then you can join them
Good riddance!
Good riddance!
Good riddance!