Alfred the Moon Hater

Words by Travis Bradbury
Music by Haakon Jones

Lyrics
Alfred, Alfred, why do you hate the moon?
It's just an orb of rocks and dust
That's done no harm to you

That's where you're wrong, my friend
Luna's much more complex
Her evil knows no end
She's coming for our necks

Can't you hear her whispering
Seductions to your soul
She may be sphere of low mass
But her heart is a black hole

I hate the moon she lies to me
She hovers overhead so balefully
Projecting all of her scorn on to me
I hate the moon because she hates me

You don't see how it's possible
But you don't have to for it to be so
You may not comprehend
But I know what I know

Can't you hear her whispering
Seductions to your soul
She may be sphere of low mass
But her heart is a black hole

I hate the moon she lies to me
She hovers overhead so balefully
Projecting all of her scorn on to me
I hate the moon because she hates me

Can't you hear her whispering
Seductions to your soul
She may be sphere of low mass
But her heart is a black hole

I hate the moon she lies to me
She hovers overhead so balefully
Projecting all of her scorn on to me
I hate the moon because she hates me