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God Stops for Dinner, Then Plans a Massacre | Troll the Verse Ep. 37
In this episode of Troll the Verse, we delve into the intriguing story of God stopping for dinner with Abraham before planning a massacre. Explore the deeper insights of Genesis 18 and Abraham's legacy with us!
Welcome back to Troll the Verse, where we break down the Bible one absurd chapter at a time. Today, we're tackling Genesis 18, where Yahweh himself drops by Abraham's tent for a casual meal, eats an unkosher feast, and then immediately shifts gears to mass destruction. Because apparently, nothing says "divine wisdom" like veal and genocide.
👉 Want more? We've got full playlists for Genesis, Matthew, Revelation, and now the Book of Mormon-because why stop at one holy book?
💬 Drop a comment unless it's the usual "But my pastor said-" nonsense, in which case, please Google what a direct translation is before embarrassing yourself.
🔗 WATCH MORE:
📌 Genesis Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90vCDA6irQ8&list=PLfEZjZkbNww8wgXIsfPPMSYAzqAXJsc_X
📌 Matthew Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl8DGp7v8rA&list=PLfEZjZkbNww8oMpJ-nCvhPikBbfJM0Ykb
📌 Revelation Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGJDuoBljQA&list=PLfEZjZkbNww_vdWsXiuCuwAgXNKIrGRWH
📌 Book of Mormon Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdHdHPo1L10&list=PLfEZjZkbNww
00:00 - Start
00:05 - Disclaimer
00:26 - Intro
01:14 - Yahweh Drops By for Dinner
03:40 - Sarah Laughs at Yahweh's Baby Prophecy
07:48 - Yahweh's Side Mission: Blowing Up A City
12:09 - Abraham Haggles with Yahweh Over A City
13:55 - Final Thoughts
Disclaimer: This video is for entertainment and educational purposes only. The discussions and opinions expressed are not intended as definitive historical analysis but as a starting point for conversation and deeper investigation.
All background images are AI-created.
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