Dear Wish.com From Anonymous Hacker Group

"Dear Wish.com,

We’ve been watching you. And by ‘watching,’ we mean scrolling through your… unique… selection of products at 3 AM, laughing hysterically, and then accidentally spending $47 on a ‘Genuine Luxury Rolex’ that turned out to be a potato with a rubber band."

"Your platform is a magical place—where dreams go to die. Where else can you order a ‘4K Ultra HD TV’ and receive a postage stamp with a picture of a TV drawn in crayon? Only on Wish."

*"We admire your commitment to false advertising. That ‘life-sized unicorn’? A 3-inch plastic horse with a glued-on horn. The ‘military-grade tactical flashlight’? A glow stick from 2008. And let’s not forget the legendary ‘iPhone 15 Pro Max’ that was, in fact, a bar of soap."*

"But here’s the thing, Wish… we keep coming back. Like moths to a flame. Like idiots to a ‘90% off’ sale. Because deep down, we all crave the thrill of not knowing if our package will contain a functioning product or an existential crisis."

"So keep doing you, Wish. Keep selling us ‘mystery boxes’ that may or may not be filled with regret. Keep surprising us with shipping times that feel like a medieval quest. And most importantly—keep reminding us that if a deal seems too good to be true… it’s probably on Wish."

Sincerely,
The Internet."