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Freehold, NJ @ American Hotel 4.25
Greensboro, NC @ Comedy Zone 5.2-3
Pottstown, PA @ Soul Joels 5.17
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Salt Lake City, UT 5.30-31
Grand Rapids, MI @ Van Andel Arena (opening for Gutfeld) 6.6
Rockford, IL @ BMO Center (opening for Gutfeld) 6.7
Tarrytown, NY @ Tarrytown Music Hall (with Joe DeVito) 6.14
Albuquerque, NM @ Hyenas 6.20-21
Pittsburgh, PA @ Improv 7.11-13
Oviedo, FL @ The Cultural Center 7.19
Minneapolis, MN @ Acme 7.23-26
Buffalo, NY @ Helium 8.9-10
Naples, FL @ Off the Hook 8.14-17
Seattle, WA @ Laughs 8.22-23
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