Taylor Swift Album Sends Liberal Pink Hat Lady into Emotional Paroxysms of Flowing Tears

It's Easter Weekend and what better way for the Liberal Pink Hat Lady to celebrate than to enter a state of Holy Communion for seven hours with Taylor Swift's the Tortured Poets Department album? Watch as the Liberal Pink Hat Lady tearfully declares unto all the world how the album put her in a state of spiritual ecstasy.

In the same mood of teary reverence for all things Holy, a bonus video is presented, "A Canticle for Kilmar," in which the Liberal Pink Hat sheds more tears for the wife beating human trafficking St. Kilmar of Mara Salvatrucha.