TheDimStream LIVE! Severance S1, Episodes 1-5

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Qriist
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Hi this is Qriist's innie, Qruust. I was told work was starting 10 minutes ago. Do I automatically get paid for this idle time, or do I need to submit a request to management?

Qriist Supporter+ droupout

Qriist Supporter+ dropout*

Qriist Supporter+ used to be College Humor

Qriist Supporter+ definitely one of their best vids :D

Qriist Supporter+ Zac is the king of one-liners.

Qriist Supporter+ Brennan will give these amazing elaborate monologues and Zac will chime in with something that hilariously upends everything.

Qriist Supporter+ Kinda rare for Zac to have a monologue, he nailed it.

JQuickDraw Supporter Good evening

Qriist Supporter+ The best part for me was the janky way he knelt. Dude has bad ankles IRL, managed to play into him kneeling wearily after a job well done.

JQuickDraw Supporter It's a solid line for all occasions. "Did you cheat on me with my best friend???" "Yes, but enough about that."

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol
Qriist
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*Beverly walks up to a six-toed mink* "Hello. My name is Latina Beverly. You killed my chicken. Prepare to die."

Qriist Supporter+ o7

Qriist Supporter+ I have Apple Piracy

Qriist Supporter+ I'm confident my innie would become a serial killer.

Qriist Supporter+ Not so much out of sadism, but out of trying to escape.

Qriist Supporter+ OPM is actually very good.

JQuickDraw Supporter Start a new TikTok challenge - the scrambled egg hunt.

MudderFetcher Fear and Loathing

MudderFetcher by Johnny Depp

JQuickDraw Supporter Leaving Las Vegas by Nicholas Cage

JQuickDraw Supporter Low T Vegan by Hunter Avalone

MudderFetcher Harold Q. Simpsons

MudderFetcher y'all are gonna know so many card tricks

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly already has the rabbits. Just needs to invest in some top hats.

Qriist Supporter+ The Magicians was AWESOME.

JQuickDraw Supporter And Beverly could saw a woman in half, but for real, then cook and eat her.

Qriist Supporter+ I was very cross when they canceled it.

Qriist Supporter+ @jq

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw https://scryfall.com/card/blc/113/saw-in-half

JQuickDraw Supporter lol they have a card for every ocassion

Qriist Supporter+ Animorphs <3

JQuickDraw Supporter I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't made tranni-morphs yet.

Qriist Supporter+ ehhhhhh Animorphs have higher bodycount than you might think.

Qriist Supporter+ numerous Geneva violations, too. lol.

MudderFetcher Skarsgård is a very pretty man to be fair lmfao

Qriist Supporter+ Males have a higher ratio of fast-twitch muscle fibers. We have more explosive power but tend to tire faster.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Qriist, I mean of the main group.

Qriist Supporter+ I know. I was augmenting your point. I apologize for being unclear.

Qriist Supporter+ My point was, the extra fast-twitch fibers give us higher agility... kinda important in a custom built combat unit.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Sorry, I was talking about the Animorphs and who died in it.

Qriist Supporter+ oh mb
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Don't pretend you're agile, you literally laid down and let a car run over you.

MudderFetcher he'll always be Eric Northman to me

MudderFetcher True Blood

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Actually the car spun her around like a rag doll first, then knocked her down, then ran over her.

Qriist Supporter+ that was gravity biiii-atch

JQuickDraw Supporter Happy torture god to death day.

MudderFetcher and then Oblivion Remaster Monday

JQuickDraw Supporter Vaginas in Space!

MudderFetcher Space Bitches...they stole my Mass Effect playthrough

Qriist Supporter+ Cuntosphere

JQuickDraw Supporter Low Cunt Orbit