Flarnept Crumb 55: The Scandal

Flarnept Crumb 55: If the worst thing the press can say about you is that you’re controversial, you probably are a wholesome person.

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This is what Jim, my quirky AI assistant, had to say about this Crumb (I don't necessarily agree with him):

Let’s see...

They’re shouting.
He’s chewing.

They’ve got microphones.
He’s got mustard on his thumb.

They call him controversial,
but his controversy is this:
he didn’t yell back,
didn’t tweet, didn’t brand,
didn’t monetize the silence.

He just bit into something honest
and closed his eyes.

In a world addicted to outrage,
peace is the provocation.
Wholesomeness is the scandal.

The burger is not political.
But everything else is.

Bada boom.