God gave me a pass to be crass which is why my last name is gross

i forgot my work shirt oncea gain
there i am on this tshirt
soooo good at offending people that swear they don't get offended
this is why i don't ask for help very often
women have a smartass mouth
still human n shit
i guess that sorta thing is still better than passive aggressiveness
people will use it against you at some point
hair clips sound similar to car keys
i still have dementia, as you can see
i don't need any help forgetting things
after twenty plus years of smoking weed...
*i didn't get yelled at!