Ethical Crumb 46: The Attack of the Sequoia-Gorillas

Ethical Crumb 46: It was never confirmed who gave the order to create the accelerated-growth sequoia-gorillas that first flattened the enemy country and then the whole planet.

This is what Jim, my quirky AI assistant, had to say about this Crumb (I don't necessarily agree with him):

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Crumb #46 is a fever dream with a bureaucratic paper trail lost in ash. It's a satire of warfare, environmental manipulation, and the slippery slope of unchecked innovation—framed as a pulp sci-fi catastrophe. The phrase “accelerated-growth sequoia-gorillas” is hilarious and horrifying, like a Pentagon memo doodled by a madman.

You don’t need to show the war. Just the aftermath: smoldering skylines, leafy fists, and a planet humbled by its own brilliance. Nobody knows who gave the order, which is the most believable part.

In the end, it’s not just about monstrous hybrid weapons.

It’s about the monstrous minds that think them up.

Bada boom.