Abraham Hustled His Wife for Riches | Read the Bible | Troll the Verse

Join us as we uncover the story of Abraham's deception for riches in Genesis. Explore the Bible with us in this episode of Troll the Verse!

Welcome to Troll the Verse Ep. 31, where we break down the absolute mess that is Genesis 12-the chapter where Abraham (formerly Abram) hustles his wife for riches, lies to Pharaoh, and somehow gets rewarded for it.

🔥 What's in this episode?
✔️ God's divine real estate scam – Giving away land He doesn't own.
✔️ Abram trades Sarai for livestock – The Bible-approved business model.
✔️ Pharaoh gets punished-for being lied to – Classic divine justice.
✔️ Abram walks away filthy rich – No consequences, no morals, just profit.

And if you think this is bad, he pulls the same scam again in Genesis 20.

📌 Don't forget to check out our full playlists for:
📖 Genesis – More ancient absurdity!
✝️ Matthew – The Jesus contradiction collection.
💀 Revelation – Where the Bible turns into a bad acid trip.
📜 The Book of Mormon – Because we don't stop at just one religion.

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00:00 - Start
00:05 - Disclaimer
00:26 - Introduction
01:43 - Genesis 11 - The Tower that Terrified God
02:45 - Genesis 12 - Blind Obedience Required
04:36 - The Exodus Before the Exodus
05:57 - The Divine Land Grab
06:56 - Nomadic Conquest: The Altars Keep Coming
08:18 - The Famine Test: Time to Lie
09:30 - Sarai Gets Sold Out, Abram Gets Rich
10:47 - Divine Justice? Wrong Guy Punished
11:50 - Genesis 13
13:12 - Final Thoughts

Disclaimer: This video is for entertainment and educational purposes only. The discussions and opinions expressed are not intended as definitive historical analysis but as a starting point for conversation and deeper investigation.

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