📬 Incoming: The Desperation Letters – Volmit & Paint Chip Edition (Part 1) 📬

In this multi-part breakdown series, we read — and obliterate — the latest letters and smear pieces from two of the most embarrassing figures circling the Anti-What The Hale$ toilet bowl: Michael “Volmit” Volpe and Richard “Paint Chip” Luthmann (a.k.a. Rick LaRivière, when he's pretending to matter).

From fake outrage to canceled meetings, false claims of antisemitism to wild theories about protective orders, these sad little men keep writing — and we’ll be here to read it all, expose every lie, and roast them into oblivion.

Part 1 kicks off with Volmit’s email rejection spiral and Paint Chip’s pathetic attempt to call Jeremy a bigot… while hiding in mommy’s basement under a fake name.

🎙️ Sit back, grab your popcorn, and enjoy watching these clowns get their literary kneecaps broken — one letter at a time.