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Ep. 3 - The Cheeseburger with No Cheese
The Light Diversions Show – Episode 3: The Cheeseburger with No Cheese
Word of the Day: Discordant
Definition: Lacking harmony; clashing. (Yes, again — fitting twice in a row. We promise we’ll mix it up next episode.)
This Episode:
In what might be the most fast food existential crisis you’ve ever heard, Nick recounts the unforgettable moment a valley-dwelling soccer mom rolled up in her Range Rover and ordered... a cheeseburger with no cheese. Not a hamburger — a cheeseburger... without the cheese. Cue the discordant wrappers, pricing discrepancies, and deep questions about our cultural relationship with labels, logic, and laminated menu boards.
Elaina Claire drops in with a reality check and her unique working-class glam analysis. Is a cheeseburger without cheese its own distinct species? What about chili dogs and hot dogs? Do French fries really come from France? And how are fashion-forward moms in SUVs rewriting fast food taxonomy?
This episode has everything: late-'90s drive-thru trauma, philosophical snack debates, and a throwback to the yellow vs. white paper wrapper divide that may or may not still haunt Nick in his sleep.
What We’re About:
Yes, we sell studio lighting. Yes, we like to complain. But mostly, The Light Diversions Show is here to talk about the little things that drive you crazy — from drive-thru meltdowns to the philosophy of hot dog classifications — with a goal to laugh, think, and leave each episode with at least one actionable way to make the world (or at least your burger wrapper policy) a better place.
Want More? Of course you do.
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