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Welcome to DUCKROAST, where we take your favorite retro movies and lovingly roast them like a Thanksgiving turkey. Today’s target? James Cameron’s AVATAR—aka “FernGully with a billion-dollar budget.”
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In this episode, we dive deep into the world of Pandora, where 10-foot blue cat people fight over a glowing rock called... unobtanium (yes, really). Expect flying dragons, suspicious ponytail USB ports, and the one thing Jake Sully cannot resist! 🐉🌌
🎯 In this retro roast:
Why Colonel Quaritch is probably in a protein powder S&M club.
How Jake Sully fumbled his way into becoming a space Tarzan.
And how Avatar somehow made “Dances With Wolves in Space” cool?
🗣️ Got a favorite Avatar moment? Drop it in the comments before the Na’vi cancel us.
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