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Suno - Teleprompter Failure
This rather surreal song is a piece inspired by both older and newer events; specifically, by the Bloom County strip published back on April 20, 1984 in which (as shown) Opus spews gibberish while giving a political speech and then (after looking a bit bewildered for a beat as his mind catches up to his tongue) turns and asks someone to give the obviously malfunctioning teleprompter a swift kick. The other event was... well actually, a whole string of events courtesy of the illegitimate Biden Regime from January 2021 to January 2025, during which Sleepy Joe repeatedly demonstrated he obviously wasn't in possession of very much of his mind anymore while his handlers and propagandists pretended not to notice; had he been presented with the same malfunctioning teleprompter as Opus, he might very well have spewed a load of gibberish too (not that he needed a teleprompter to get him to do that), the difference being that what little remained of his mind would NEVER have caught up to his tongue and he would simply have gone on spewing gibberish. Anyway, this rather tragicomic echo of old fiction in more contemporary reality gave me the idea to ask Suno for this "word salad" song (also reminiscent of Sleepy Joe's understudy and how she talked during her disastrous campaign) from a candidate also faced with a teleprompter acting up, and likewise realizing mid-speech that what he's reading off doesn't really make any sense and asking someone to give that teleprompter some percussive maintenance.
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Hands in the air, my friends unite;
Global peace and marshmallow fight.
Schools of harmony, justice bright;
Chairs of freedom cola sprite.
[Chorus]
Ba da ding fung wah la lee,
Zip zap zurp and wibble dee,
Flip flop zun der ree bah cee;
Noodle puff quirk de beep a free!
[Verse 2]
Rocket panda lemonade,
Policies baked in marmalade;
Velvet tennis dreams parade;
Whisper clouds of serenade.
[Chorus]
Ba da ding fung wah la lee,
Zip zap zurp and wibble dee,
Flip flop zun der ree bah cee;
Noodle puff quirk de beep a free!
[Verse 3]
Rainbow ties for coffee lakes,
Burgers talking random fakes;
Electric ponies on milkshakes,
Beetle whispers, melon flakes.
[Chorus]
Ba da ding fung wah la lee,
Zip zap zurp and wibble dee,
Flip flop zun der ree bah cee;
Noodle puff quirk de beep a free!
[Instrumental]
[Bridge]
Please give the teleprompter a kick;
This word salad's a bizarre shtick.
Need a speech that makes sense quick;
So reset, and make it stick.
[Chorus][x3]
Ba da ding fung wah la lee,
Zip zap zurp and wibble dee,
Flip flop zun der ree bah cee;
Noodle puff quirk de beep a free!
[Instrumental]
[Bridge]
Please give the teleprompter a kick;
This word salad's a bizarre shtick.
Need a speech that makes sense quick;
So reset, and make it stick.
[Chorus][x3]
Ba da ding fung wah la lee,
Zip zap zurp and wibble dee,
Flip flop zun der ree bah cee;
Noodle puff quirk de beep a free!
[Crowd cheers, having apparently not been paying attention to any of the actual "content" in the speech.]
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