Weekend stream

🪂 BACK TO VERDANSK — SEND HELP 💥
That’s right. We’re heading back to the land of third parties, rooftop rats, and Superstore regrets. It’s OG Warzone Verdansk, and your favourite streamer (me, obviously) is about to relive the trauma — for your entertainment.

💀 What You’re About to Witness:
🧼 Getting clapped 0.2 seconds after landing at Superstore
🚁 Someone somehow flying a chopper into a building again
💪 Peak strategy: hide in a bush and pray
🔫 Loadouts? Maybe.
🎯 Wins? Eh.
😂 Content? ALWAYS.