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“Pew” Research Finds Most Religious Not Really Affected by Pandemic

[Washington’s Headquarters, FOB Morristown, April 12, 2025] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

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While Blacks tell survey researchers COVID-19 had a negative impact upon probably the most religious ethnic demographic group, Whites tend to have positive feelings about the effect of what the law had defined as an attack by a CBRN agent or agents, warranting the rapid development of biological products to address what, by November 2021, even the CDC, the go-to-guys for guidance, had conceded was a chimeric virus, which could only come from a lab, even if for followers of guidance, it was “thought to be spread by droplets”. However, the biggest takeaway for Pew, the organization that had spent years to develop a capability to collect critical intelligence on what had been 318,000 Christian churches that had sharply declined by 12% in the decade before the COVID-19 pandemic: most Americans were not affected at all by what had been described by conservatives as a loss of their First Amendment rights for religious freedom, which may come as good or bad news for a profession that had declared themselves nonessential, and had brought few cases to court in redress of these rights, a clear contrast to supporters of bodily autonomy.

“Well, Howard, we knew from Jump Street the elderly would be taking the brunt of this crisis. Imagine a defense project to develop a weapon to kill old people, but did you see any of these conspiracy spinners organizing to stop the steal of old folks? Poor gramps and granny were pumping up on pioneering products and just trying to hold on, while their loving kids left them in deathtraps. We saw this, too, with closed schools. But at least, according to Pew, our folks assured they are going to blissfully ignorant and gloriously eternal church camp feel, net/net, pandemic strengthened the religious faith of the most devoted, and I’d probably want forgiveness and grace if I beat Hitler in the Holocaust in mounting up fatalities,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

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