Make America's Showers Great Again

Trump’s beautiful hair, make America’s water pressure great again, ICE Barbie, we don't cariff about tariffs, and Gen Z discovers coffee at home.

0:00 - Troll-In-Chief AGAIN
6:48 - This F*ckin Gal
11:53 - BRUNT
13:11 - Weather
13:37 - I Don't Cariff About Tariffs
16:42 - Gen Z Discovers
19:16 - Phetasy News
20:01 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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