🔴 LIVE: Coffee w/Midnight Optics Over Oxygen 🌍 – We’re Screwed & Still Picking Teams Like Kickball

Welcome back to Coffee with Midnight, where the truth hits harder than your morning caffeine addiction ☕️💀. Today we’re going live from the edge of human stupidity 🧠🔥—because while the world collapses in slow motion 📉🌪️, we’re still out here arguing like it's dodgeball in a burning gymnasium 🏫🔥.

It’s all smoke and mirrors 🪞🚬—perfectly filtered chaos 📸✨. Left vs. Right ⚖️, Red vs. Blue 🔴🔵, Coke vs. Pepsi 🥤—as if any of it matters when we’re gasping for clean air and sanity 🫁💨. So let’s drop the tribal bullshit 🐑, sip the apocalypse blend ☕️😵, and call it what it is: a global dumpster fire with great lighting. 🔥🧯