Chuck Schumer Declares The 'Trump Slump' Is Upon Us As The Stock Market Skyrockets

Posted • April 9, 2025: We've already written about Sen. Chuck Schumer twice today, but the man just keeps giving up new material. Yes, the stock market reacted badly to President Trump's announcement of reciprocal tariffs, but we didn't exactly have the "Black Monday" that Jim Cramer had predicted — the stock market would experience a 22 percent crash. Schumer, backed by the dumbest senator, Mazie Hirono, seemed glad to report that "the Trump slump is upon us now." —— Chuck Schumer claims "the Trump slump is upon us now" as the stock market SKYROCKETS. 📈 More doom and gloom from Schumer. This is what the Trump slump looks like: U.S. STOCKS SKYROCKET. NASDAQ 100 UP MORE THAN 10%, BIGGEST GAIN SINCE OCTOBER 2008 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GoHLuTlakAATx25?format=jpg&name=large —— Huh. Sorry, Chuck. Wrong again. The "Trump slump" in question. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GoHP4nDXAAArj8o?format=jpg&name=small —— Seriously, it does not get more classic Trump than this.

I can pay off my new Tesla with cash now! Buy the dip! Instead of gloating over Tesla's stock price sliding, the anti-Musk alarmists should have been buying stock: Imagine being short $TSLA today… FAFO. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GoHVQdKWYAAZNqp?format=jpg&name=large —— Well, that sure didn't last long. Of course the super uncorrupted high IQ Mazi Hirono is there. Maybe Hirono was just a prop to make Schumer look smarter by comparison. They are honestly becoming comical at this point. Imagine giving this speech as everyone in the background is cheering the historic upswing of the stock markets. The Capitol is its own little bubble. Maybe Schumer just didn't know. (…)

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