Brigand: Oaxaca
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Brigand: Oaxaca
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Brigand: Oaxaca

(OAX Part 1) Omg y'all, welcome. I'd like to introduce you all to quite possibly the number one contender of the Heavyweight Division of Underrated Gaming. Everything you are about to witness is from the mind of one man. Brian Landcaster(45), the legend, working singlehandedly, created everything before you. Welcome to Brian Lancaster's world: Brigand. {Editors' Note: I've chatted with Brian online before and he would want me to tell everyone reading this to check out Brigand on Steam or whatever and to also check out Warlordacracy, Brian's new game. Thanks in advance!}
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Laughing Coyote (Studios)
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Laughing Coyote (Studios)

(OAX Part 2) Senior Ricardo tasked us with defending the alcohol vats right outside of town in exchange for the jail pardon. After that, local bar regular named LC said he would travel with us whenever Ricardo's task was done. It's the next day, the stills remain operational, Bob's your uncle.... I mean, Chaos is Restless. {Editors' Note: Prepare yourself for forth-wall-breaking humor, pop culture references, and intentionally unfunny jokes that are hilarious. If you are around any of my channels, you'll know what you are in for by now.}
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Junk Fort
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Junk Fort

(OAX Part 3) Here we are, just as Ricardo said, Junk Fort. Who do we got here? Carmen? Thanks for the whole pardon thing but boring, there's a gambler here, a bunch of grunts, and Uncle Bob...
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Bob's Your Uncle
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Bob's Your Uncle

)OAX Part 4) Uncle Bob of UBNS is quite the fascinating fellow. He welcomed us into his Junk Fort and gave us a job to do, so the least we could do is help him out. Esteban has been tasked with taking out Zac, local murderer with a bounty on his head... to dinner, obviously. After he is took out, we are to report back to Uncle Bob.
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Zac
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Zac

(OAX Part 5) Me, LC, and Gaozhong (or whatever) can cash in on the Zac bounty, even if he has a group of friends.
Rest In Peace
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Rest In Peace

(OAX Part 6) Well, shit. Laughing Coyote was the first casualty of these awful, shitty gameplay mechanics, hopefully the last. He ran way ahead of us like an idiot to try to axe a demon to death and died. The companions you acquire in this game generally tend to rush the enemy, dying in the process if they don't have a gun equipped or if they run out of ammo. The companion intelligence is so rudimentary, they might actually be an active hindrance to our journey. You can rely on other people or your skills. Your skills won't leave you.
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Carmen (San Diego)
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Carmen (San Diego)

(OAX Part 7) Hey thanks for taking off after I spent all that time sorting us out so we could all go on an adventure. Mothafuckas. I won't be forgetting this.
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Marvin
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Marvin

(OAX Part 8) Vamanos señor,, I know you are at home already but I have shit to do.
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Stinky
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Stinky

(OAX Part 9) I mean Stinkeye... If at first you don't succeed, reload.
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Officer Garcia
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Officer Garcia

(OAX Part 10) Mister UBNS Military Man-san has tasked us with clearing the valley out of any weirdos. One in particular, a man named Tio, is a "head-and-shoulders" level of weird above the other weirdos, so we should start by clearing him out, first. And there are 2 workers missing.
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Tio
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Tio

(OAX Part 11) Sir, quit being weird. I'd hate to have to take you out.... to dinner.
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Pontchutla
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Pontchutla

(OAX Part 12) Sir, seriously I have no problem kicking your ass, even if you are a little distasteful and a little creepy. So anyway, hello fellow Carribean Pirates like me, how do you get into the city again? I just been doing so much of the ..uh, plundering and commandeering of civilian ships like all us pirates do that I seem to have forgotten. A little too much of the grog, ya know what I'm talkin' about.
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Leon
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Leon

(OAX Part 13) ... ... ... I'm gonna fix up that Humvee that is at Junk Fort. I'm tired of walking around like a peasant. I believe I remember seeing a fuel injector somewhere... I just can't remember where exactly...
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Return To The Toxic Caves
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Return To The Toxic Caves

(OAX Part 14) Hey Marvin. The humvee is mine. Don't care about Uncle Bob or anybody else at Junk Fort. I fixed it up and I'm driving it away. Watch me. Come on Carmen, we are leaving.
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Wrong Turn
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Wrong Turn

(OAX Part 15) I could have sworn we were supposed to go through the Scumlands for something.... So now, we gotta find the Scumlands and figure out what we are supposed to do there, and then do it.
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Watch Your Step
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Watch Your Step

(OAX Part 16) So, Carmen got eaten by raptors. Seems strangely fitting. This is what overconfidence and hubris will get you. Eaten. I guess I could have helped more but uh, ya know, you gotta look out for yourself most of the time. {Editors' Note: Don't read into the first thing I do when getting into Pontchutla is gamble.... }
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The Hunt for JuneBug
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The Hunt for JuneBug

(OAX Part 17) Well howdy there, Gaozhong. Long time no see, let's travel together and prosper.
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Lay Of The Land
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Lay Of The Land

(OAX Part 18) Just walking around town, seeing what is in Pontchutla and where everything is, therein, when remembered to pick something up I forgot near Junk Fort.
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What The Shit Was That?
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What The Shit Was That?

(OAX Part 19) Look y'all, I'm just here to steal somebody's cocaine so that I can sell it to a prostitute that I just met. All this other shit, I didn't need. It's getting crazy around here.
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Slender
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Slender

(OAX Part 20) What an asshole. The cocaine all over his face kinda give away his personality type. Oh and Gao, remind me to ask you about your old tribe, the Baroques, when we have some time. Those ninjas scare the shit out of me.
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Batshit
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Batshit

(OAX Part 21) This dude seems cool. Perhaps a little misunderstood, but knowledgeable and skilled, no doubt. He seems to know a thing or two about JuneBug and where to find him. So, let the conversation begin. What do you know?
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Got The Scent
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Got The Scent

(OAX Part 22) Dammit! Why do all my friends keep dying?! I really though Batshit was cool, too. At least he gave us a key to where JuneBug is hiding out right now. I didn't get to ask Gao about the Baroque Tribe either...
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Sewer System
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Sewer System

(OAX Part 23) So, as long as it doesn't rain and you can handle the smell.... We should be fine. Don't drown and don't get shot up but the motion-sensor machine guns, now that's always a good plan.
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JuneBug
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JuneBug

(OAX Part 24) Making new frens, new frens making frens with old frens, frens going to war together to overthrow the dictatorial rule over the area's biggest city from a bunch of pirates. Life is good.
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Battle Of Pontchutla Part I
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Battle Of Pontchutla Part I

(OAX Part 25) I need a take 2 on this one, as well. I was not expecting that landlord to have a machine gun.... He got me, nice one. Also, why are those cyber ninjas trying to stop me from getting to Pontchutla for the second time?
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Battle Of Pontchutla Part II
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Battle Of Pontchutla Part II

(OAX Part 26) To the victorious go the spoils of war. Or, mopping up.
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Battle Of Pontchutla Part III
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Battle Of Pontchutla Part III

(OAX Part 27) Now to pick through the bones to get all the meat. And, I gotta report back to Uncle Bob to tell him about the overthrow.
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New Assignment
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New Assignment

(OAX Part 28) Esteban, being the best mercenary soldier in these here parts, is going to get another job to do from Uncle Bob. Little did he know where it would take him... And I don't mean Luma Largo.
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Moving Day
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Moving Day

(OAX Part 29) Rest in peace, Senor Richardo. You set me free and gave me a chance. More than most will do in this world. I'll make sure to carry your legacy wherever I go.
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Gomez
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Gomez

(OAX Part 30)This guy is too ugly to be alive. Sorry, bro.
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The Witch Of Loma Largo
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The Witch Of Loma Largo

(OAX Part 31) Everybody sounds scared or at the very least put off by the witch up on the hill, but I gotta talk to her to figure out what to do next. I have a feeling she won't be that bad. It'll probably be fine. {Editors' Note: The game crashed....}
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The Lonely Coast
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The Lonely Coast

(OAX Part 32) The Witch is super cool! Why is she up on the hill all by herself? She could probably husband somebody up real quick if she wanted to. Like that Ramirez fella ...
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Warrior Gardener
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Warrior Gardener

(OAX Part 34) Better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war. Thankfully, Esteban is both.
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Hilltop Safari
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Hilltop Safari

(OAX Part 35) Good morning Maria, check this out!
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Jungle Pyramid
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Jungle Pyramid

(OAX Part 36) Ninjas in the jungle is an interesting concept that I don't remember ever seeing before. With that in mind, I want some more repellant plants because diseases plus heat plus ninjas is a bad combination.
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Supply Run
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Supply Run

(OAX Part 37) Supply run sounds better than grocery shopping. Gotta gear up for the pyramid raid.
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Arsenal
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Arsenal

(OAX Part 38) I didn't forget about your mosquito repellant, Tommy... I mean, Arsenal. I just don't remember where I found it before.
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N 2 The Void
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N 2 The Void

(OAX Prt 39) Face the terror within.
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N 2 The Void Part II
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N 2 The Void Part II

(OAX Part 40) Need a take 2, this part is terrifying. The robot shinobi in the dark of a cavern is pretty good level design, it's just nerve-wracking.
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N 2 The Void Part 3
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N 2 The Void Part 3

(OAX Part 41) I know who Mungo is, and Bluto for that matter, but who is this Father MacVannon guy? He looks like a higher up in the Baroque Tribe. What is he doing here?
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N 2 The Void Part 4
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N 2 The Void Part 4

(OAX Part 42) Jokes on you, I'm into that.
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Return Trip
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Return Trip

(OAX Part 43) It's the Baroque tribe, it probably has always been the Baroque tribe. Lead by that crazy asshole MacVannon, they have been a danger and a threat since as far back as I can remember. After I return to town (and see the witch again), I can think of what must be done to stop them.
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The Polyphonic
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The Polyphonic

(OAX Part 45) Part 44 was corrupted, here's what happened: Esteban goes to the bar in Loma Largo and Ozee is there. Ozee being the guy in the cell next to Esteban's at the beginning of the game. As it turns out, he knows McVannon and has organized a meeting. Upon arriving at the Lonely Coast, the location of the meeting, McVannon and The Baroque Cyber Assassins turn the tables and kidnap both you and Ozee and imprison y'all aboard The Polyphonic, the Baroque Tribe's flagship blimp. Now to escape.
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Ozee
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Ozee

(OAX Part 46) I have never felt more confident in saying this ever in my life when I tell you this: Ozee, you are a piece of shit. You better leave here this instant because you are out of bargaining chips, my old friend. The only reason you're alive is because you trained me to Vitality 65, so thanks for that, but for real get out of here because your nuclear option is my peace option now.
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Superweapon
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Superweapon

(OAX Part 47) We are going to need something to go up against McVannon and aarfy and the rest of the Baroque Tribe. A nuclear bomb should do just fine. That worked on Japan.
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Superweapon Take 2
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Superweapon Take 2

(OAX Part 48) Wasn't expecting the neuro demon jellyfish monster after the underwater maze with my 7 survival skill. Survival is tied directly to holding breath underwater, so yeah, I'm glad Esteban is just really tough. Be careful around H-Bombs... that's just good advice.
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Vercetti's Favor
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Vercetti's Favor

(OAX Part 49) Tommy... I mean, Arsenal asked for a mosquito repellant and I just remembered how to get it.
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Island Relay
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Island Relay

(OAX Part 50) Going see what there is to see at the SIMDA relay. Hopefully I can download some new coordinates to track down the Baroque Tribe or something.
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Aarfy?
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Aarfy?

(OAX Part 51b) This game refuses to record correctly. Part "51" got corrupted with some important information attached to it. Dr. Lee (the cool ITIC scientist we met at the jungle ruins) was at the SIMDA relay island breaking into the Baroque's computer. He pinpointed Aarfy's location, then the Baroque ninjas attacked. Esteban fended off the Baroque Tribes offensive with no help from Dr. Lee and they escaped on the Polyphonic. Now to gear up and take the fight to McVannon and the Baroques.
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Roughneck
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Roughneck

(OAX Part 52) Boris is that guy from Loma Largo that "just sells fish." In reality, he hates the Baroque Tribe and wants to get their thumb off of his town. He is sort of a resistance fighter, trained, obliviously. His ghoul nature makes him immune to radiation, which might come in handy on the oil rig. Now, Esteban and Boris will take the platform, securing their foothold in the Baroque territory.
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McVannon
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McVannon

(OAX Part 54) You're trapped in here with me now, Mack.
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AARFY's Demise
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AARFY's Demise

(OAX Part 55) Welcome to Earth, AARFY. We don't play that shit here. Your forcefield will not defend against Katana. Nice try though. {Editors' Note: Prepare yourselves for the world's shortest credit sequence.}
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Esteban "Lady Killer" Hernandez
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Esteban "Lady Killer" Hernandez

(OAX Part 56) I'd like to give a shout out to Ghaozhou who was badass that nobody gave a shit about due to his untimely death.... And thus concludes Esteban Hernandez's story. With the Polyphonic under his control, his is the skies. He and his allies are free to act how they please in this area of Mexico. The Pirates are powerless, UNBS is in complete control, and this area will now know peace, as soon as the plantation is operational again. Peace, for now. {Editors' Note: I ain't average... You're average.} {Post Editor's Note Note: More Brigand incoming, I didn't forget about the review. I just want a complete Brian Lancaster masterpiece review.}

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(OAX Part 6) Well, shit. Laughing Coyote was the first casualty of these awful, shitty gameplay mechanics, hopefully the last. He ran way ahead of us like an idiot to try to axe a demon to death and died.

The companions you acquire in this game generally tend to rush the enemy, dying in the process if they don't have a gun equipped or if they run out of ammo. The companion intelligence is so rudimentary, they might actually be an active hindrance to our journey. You can rely on other people or your skills. Your skills won't leave you.

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