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GOD Alex Gilbert - Joe and his Hoe
Welcome to my darkest, most grim, evil rap ever concieved. DO YOU DARE LISTEN TO IT? This is the theme of my album "The Bible" tales/stories straight from my brain to the page. This is also my 5th rap ever wrote! I have the OG version somewhere but it sounds terrible lol so I redid it and I was like man this is a cool idea! I should make an album out of it! So here we are with the 3rd track? I know I am going out of order but trust it will make since. Some are still in the works and I am not going to realease them in an unfinished state! Hope you guys enjoy much longer than Blue Yeti Hype lol.
Props to myself for making/compossing a BANGER BEAT!
Props to Karmle for making the cover/picture!
Props to Colith for mixing/mastering the track to make it sound great to our precious ears!
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Lyrics:
Let me tell you about a man named Joe
He was a farmer and loved his hoe
He lived a very simple life
And had a very loving wife
Joe was very respected in his community
So much so that there was never disunity
One day though a rabbit ate his crop
so he went out with one intention
to hang the rabbit in suspension
he found the rabbit at a stop
He got out his gun and went pop pop
The rabbit dodged with a hop
Joe got angry and threw his hoe
Hitting the rabbit causing it to plop
it was dead in a deep pool of red
When Joe saw it, it messed with his head
He imagined himself bathing in blood as if it was suds
He thought about his imagination giving the rabbit multiple lacerations
This kill gave him immense thrill
Then Joe realized he was ill
He became isolated with the world
His mind twisted and whirled
He didn't know why he had this condition
He wanted to go to prison
or get in a head on collision
Before he did something that couldn't be forgiven
The community became very concerned
what happen to Joe they couldn't discern
One soul was very brave
And decided to do something grave
He went to Joe's house and knocked on the door
The vibrations rumbled through the floor
Joe heard the door
Grabbed his how out of the drawer
He answered the door to the nice guy
With once slice he feel and died
Joe was distraught
On what he had wrought
He cried in despair
He was beyond repair
He knew he had sinned
He was twitching in his skin
He did a beckoning call
Statin came out of the wall
Told Joe he had the wherewithal
Offered him a deal
It was almost too surreal
Joe will never harm anyone again
If he just kills on women
The person was anonymous
He said yes with wantonness
So satin whisper the name Jane
Joe dropped to his knees
He was hoping it was a tease
This was the name of his wife
The only source of joy in his life
His fate was chosen
Joe laid frozen
There was no way out
No matter how much Joe pout
He made a deal
He had to achieve it with zeal
So at midnight
He walked into her room
Bringing doom and gloom
Grabbed a knife and sliced his wife
He made sure Jane went through no pain
But his judgment lapse
His condition collapsed
He grabbed a rope
Tied it around her throat
Strung it up causing her to choke
While she was there gasping for air
All Joe did was give her the thousand yard stare
He want back to the devil
said the deed was done
The devil grinned and said you ill always be on the run
The devil saw dead jane and revealed
Than he grabbed Joe's hoe and made it longer
This is a scythe I made it stronger
Than the Devil removed John's skin
This is where your job begins
He gave Joe a globe and a set of blacks robes
When someone is about to die bring them to me
I will kill them before you with glee
Then the devil brought Joe deeper and deeper in hell
That was the grim reaper story to tell
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