"Because Good People Watch MSM Like Us!! 😂📺"

Welcome to The Flux Beat Network (FBN) — the most trusted name in totally unbiased, painfully virtuous, and dramatically serious fake news.

In this segment, we proudly remind viewers that only the most enlightened, morally superior citizens tune in to networks like ours. Just like the real mainstream media... except we say the quiet part out loud.

Because when you think you’re better than everyone else, you should have a news network that reflects that.

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