Biology, Physiology, and the Relaxed Evacuation

I like to go in the morning.

In fact, I generally don’t leave the house until after I’ve gone.

Because doing the deuce in public?

Yeah… not happening.

Anyway, when people get to drinking, the conversation they have can go interesting places.

And by “interesting,” I mean strange.

Which is how I ended up with this reel.

What can I say?

Friends share with other friends.

Now you know more about my neighbors than I ever wanted to.

(Side note: anyone else find it interesting my wife offered up my personal habits, without sharing any of her own?)