A meeting with the cemetery manager revealed coffee could make ££££

Maybe the parishioners could sell coffee to fund keeping ithe chapel up as cemetery users thirst desperately for coffee as they strole past lost beloveds. Having business meetings on them as their kids etertaain thems3lves climbing crumbling graves, sledge on the dead, car pool for rounders, trample them with dogs.
Dogs were killed with poisoned sausages here. Why anyone would wish a dog dead that shit and pissed on the dead daily is ?

Here dog walkers in packs of 10 running off lead with their dogs shitting pissing trampling the deceased want CHIUHUAHUA FOR BREAKFAST
EATEN ALIVE
served with coffee after they sledge in the cemetery.

Satans cafe menu :
Spit roast dog walkers served with a sprinkling of love
&
Freshly arsenic laced coffee in a dead mains flower pot.

I speak with a dead man here. He was a chef besides other things. He worked hard to perfect his craft yet
I believe he's saying
Youu defiled everything about cooking with your menu. GO FOR IT MY LOVE X