"POV: The Royal Astrologer Is Winging It (and the King Believes Him) 🌙📜💫"

The stars are full of secrets.
Too bad you’re just… guessing.

In this comedic medieval sketch, you are the royal astrologer — underpaid, overconfident, and 100% unqualified. You’ve spilled broth on the star chart, forgotten where Mercury is, and now you're interpreting the moon as a rat warning.

But hey — the robes are clean and your voice sounds mysterious. That’s basically science.

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Quote of the day: “The moon told me to lie.”