that time that i biked clear across town in a hailstorm for a bag of weed *MEMORIES!

i appreciate my life n everything that happens
it's all an opportunity to learn n poke fun
either laughing at myself or laughing at the world
this "beer" is just a prop
coulda gotten struck by lightning over only an eighth???
God knew how important it was, damnit
i have always experienced time in a very non-linear way
technology has forced em to be nostalgic
social media was thrust upon society n too much of em went right along w/ it, now they are totally fucked
you chose to upgrade yer phone
it's practically a necessity now BECUZ most of society went along w/ it
you should try accountability on every once in awhile (oh hello! self-righteousness, nice to hear from you again)
*UPDATE: that spider was fine, made another web the next day
a tornado apparently sounds like a freight train
i hate sirens w/ every fiber of my being (there's already one blaring inside my head, all the time)
those notifications were going went on all night long
this is a way less exciting version of the movie twister right here
that siren is right up the street where i shoot videos at the park
i rolled in the trash canister cos i don't want it to get blown away
we didn't have sirens going off the other day
they love to fight but i stress that we are already have enough unnecessary drama going on