drinking near beer, waiting for the tornado WARNING: "conspiratorial" banter

it's dried up now
does this look like tornado weather to you
supposedly before it hits it ain't windy at all
don't worry, it's non-alcoholic
it wouldn't be beer, it'd be vodka
there's no better time to be drunk than during a tornado
praying that the weather machine don't hit us
"natural disaster" is coded language
it's time to sit outside my house n drink a near beer n wait for this shit to hit *SPOILER: it doesn't
it's mother military once again
technology is only here to destroy society
we keep voluntarily doing things that are detrimental to our well being
malcolm x was also labelled a paranoid schizophrenic
americans put themselves in the position to be manipulated
the "medicine" literally gives em the symptoms of the illness they think they have
this is the opposite of malingering
nobody suffers from mental illness
is heat lightning even real tho
cmon weather machine, do it again for the vortex
those govt birds are chirping all about it
you know they are telling the govt about me