"Don't Be A Panican!" 😂😂 (Trumps New Hilarious Slogan)

Trump has done it again... and no, this isn’t a typo. In today’s FBN Virtue Report, we’re diving deep into the hilarious new Trumpism taking the internet by storm:
👉 “Don’t be a Panican.”

What is a Panican? Is it a panic-stricken Pelican? A patriotic mannequin? A deep state distraction? We may never know. But one thing’s for sure—it’s funny, it’s viral, and it’s pure Trump gold.

Join us as we break it down, laugh it out, and of course... remind you:
💥 Good people don’t panic. They watch news networks like this.

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