TurtleBoy Mr. witness Intimidator Uncut

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Real Men of Genius: Mr. Witness Intimidator Through a Window
A satirical tribute to the only man in Massachusetts history charged with felony witness intimidation… for drunkenly speaking near a window.

In this parody installment of Real Men of Genius, we honor the boldness, the bravery, and the buzzed sidewalk monologue that allegedly shook a pizza shop owner to his very core—despite being safe, warm, and surrounded by cameras inside.

Narrated by AI. Script by justice. Loosely inspired by actual absurdity.

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