FarCry3 - Need a Cookie? (Ep. 1 and a half)

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No spoilers, no walkthroughs, no wiki's, no brains! This is my first time playing any FarCry games. I am checking this out because this game repeatedly appeared in best bad guy awards; I got curious.

Requestors:
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