🔥 🚨 BBB Bails on Court — Judge Says: ABSURD! ⚖️✈️

Bruce “BBB” Matzkin tried to ghost his own sanctions hearing with a five-page excuse note full of family drama, GoFundMe withdrawals, band practice, and fear of federal marshals. 🤡💼

But Judge Bolitho wasn’t having any of it. 💀 In a scorching order (Doc. 125), the Court denied everything, slammed BBB’s last-minute antics as “dubious,” and called his arrest paranoia “absurd.” 😂🔥

We break it all down — the filings, the fantasy, the fallout. This is the courtroom content BBB didn’t want you to see. And let’s not forget…
👉 He named creators like me in filings, while crying about public commentary.

You made the mess, Bruce. Now the judge is mopping the floor with you.

📺 Watch the full breakdown — with facts, flair, and just a pinch of “I told you so.”