Senator Spartacus to Send His Fake Filibuster Soaked Diaper to Smithsonian

It is now an important piece of American history. The urine-soaked diaper which Senator Spartacus aka Cory Booker wore to break the filibuster record in the U.S. Senate. Or, more accurately, the FAKE filibuster record since this "filibuster" unlike real filibusters did NOT delay any Senate legislation or nominations. For both these reasons, the record books will always show an asterisk by the name of Senator Spartacus next to his "filibuster" entry.

However, this does not mean the Senate Drama Queen is not exceedingly proud of his dubious accomplishment. An anonymous source leaked to me that Senator Spartacus plans on donating his fully soaked diaper to the Smithsonian. How dependable is my source? Hey, its the same leaker who leaked anonymous Trump tales to Atlantic magazine. And if one can't trust the leak of an anonymous Atlantic leaker then who can we trust?

The leaker also leaked that Senator Spartacus will sign with Depends to cut a commercial for them.