Nine Years of Progress, Eh?

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Oh we doubled the debt but the growth stayed flat,
Per-person GDP? What’s that?
We're lagging behind 47 states,
But hey, we still got maple syrup plates! 🍁

Innovation’s low, investment’s shy,
But don’t you worry — we’ll subsidize!
Our startups leave, our brain drain flows,
But we built a rink where Parliament goes! ❄️

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Ohhh give it up for progress, folks!
Where housing’s hot and wallets broke!
Forty-three percent to taxes, wow —
More than food or rent somehow!

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Opioid crisis on the rise,
But carbon rebates are a prize!
No docs around? That’s just the norm,
But don’t get sick during a storm! 🚑

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We got bail reform and rising crime,
Wait eight hours just to die in line.
The crime stats jump, the prices too,
But we feel rich — that’s something new! 💸

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So here’s to nine big Liberal years,
With empty homes and budget tears.
From WE to SNC — quite a spin!
But we’re told we’re lucky, so we grin! 😁

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O Canadaaa... can we reboot?
Before we need to sell a kidney for fruit. 🍌