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Irregular To Felony Strangulation: Cringing Over Cantwell
Cringe Coffee House Returns For Possibly its biggest and craziest, most personal story in its existence, The Story of a fat, drug addicted alcoholic failed stand up comedian turned White Supremacist Lolcow Martyr, Chris "Crying Nazi" Cantwell. Your humble narrator, and Cringe Barista, Max Sand's origin story, as well as Maxine's, lie somewhere far back, in a wild era called the mid 2010s, when they came across, one of the most insane, divisive, controversial characters, the internet has ever seen, who also manages to make himself completely irrelevant. This is the story of a man who will say anything for a crumb of attention, but also thinks he is an infallable god, above criticism, as he Boofs meth, and chokes a dude. Tonight, on this day of fools, we present to you, our greatest retard, Christopher Cantwell. Join us as we look at long lost footage, and laugh at his latest stupid arrest, for "Felony Strangulation", and speculate on his future.
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