SCUBA-OYA!!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, gather ‘round the dock for a tale of aquatic innovation gone hilariously awry. As you know, "SCUBA" stands for Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus—tanks, regulator, the whole deal divers use to breathe underwater. But last summer, my buddy Dave, an amateur inventor with more enthusiasm than sense, decided to revolutionize diving. He unveiled his masterpiece: the "SCUBA - OYA." That’s right—Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus - Out Yer Ass.