🚨BREAKING NEWS: Young Man Mistakenly Assumes He Has Rights ...

🚨BREAKING NEWS: Young Man Mistakenly Assumes He Has Rights Under Albanese Government — Promptly Shrugged Into Oblivion

CANBERRA — In a tragic display of outdated thinking, a young straight white male made the laughable error of believing he had the right to ask his government a question.

He spoke passionately — foolishly — about unaffordable housing, mass immigration, generational despair, and the fact that he and his peers are being systematically stripped of a future in the country their ancestors built.

The response from the Prime Minister was swift and devastating: a dismissive shrug, delivered with the icy precision of a man who knows he’ll never be held accountable by the people he’s actively ignoring.

This young man, clearly confused about his place in the Albanese hierarchy of needs, tried to express that “everyone [his] age is stressed out” and “this is our land.”

Adorable.

But until he identifies as a pansexual eco-feminist dolphin trapped in a colonialist human body, his voice is invalid, his concerns irrelevant, and his existence borderline offensive.

In modern Australia, victimhood is currency — and this guy walked in broke. No oppression points. No media sympathy. Just the unbearable burden of self-reliance and the wrong skin tone.

The message from the top is loud and clear:
If you’re not a checkbox on a diversity form, you’re a non-person.

Vote wisely. Or don’t. He won’t notice either way.

@albo
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