SNL’s version of Pete Hegseth accidentally leaking attack plans to a high school girl group chat

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SNL’s version of Pete Hegseth accidentally leaks attack plans to a high school girl group chat.

GIRL CHAT: “Yes, glow-up vibes!”

HEGSETH: “FYI, green light on Yemen raid. Tomahawk’s airborne 15 minutes ago. Who’s ready to glass some Houthi rebels? Flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, flag emoji, fire emoji, eggplant.”

GIRL CHAT: “Who is this?”

HEGSETH: “Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense. Israel better bend over and spread it. Cleaning up their mess. Baller. Water squirt emoji. God bless the troops. Eggplant.”

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