The Daily NOT - A show about what didn't happen today. Episode 398.

Today's topics:
NO Credible Public Reports Said Elon Musk Was In Talks To Buy Cincinnati Bengals In March 2025.
No Evidence Elon Musk Funded Lily Thompson's Surgery And Neuralink Chip.
FAKE Facebook Warning Says 'Justin Scott' and 'Carla Howell' Are Fugitive Suspects In Death Of Baby 'Emily Darnell'.
Patrick Mahomes Did NOT Reject Fictional '$10 Million Offer' From Elon Musk Either.
March 26, 2025 Berlin Car Crash Was NOT Terrorist Attack.
FAKE Transcript Extends Tulsi Gabbard Response To Jim Himes Question On Retweeting Russian State Media Individual.