Heart in San Francisco: Facebook 911

Webb to Zuckerberg: “Who Left Their Heart in San Franciso?”

[Washington’s Headquarters, FOB Morristown, March 26, 2025] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

When he bites into a York Peppermint Paddy, he probably feels the rush of a cold wind running through his hair, and one real joke/not a serious option candidate, when not imposing onerous burdens on the 40-member staff at the Alexandria prosecutor’s office, warranting the imposition of a prefiling injunction for his vexatious and frivolous cases, presented in prolix, rambling pleadings, offensive to Rule 8, is most often found on social media, where one anonymous troll has described him and his fantastical allegations as a veritable Walter Mitty, clearly suffering from delusions of grandeur, borrowing figments of his imaginations from movies he saw to present accounts of events as if his every day and breathing moment was a John Grisham novel. And as the war-hardened Arlington Democrats gear up to select their candidate of choice to succeed the departing Arlington Public School (APS) Board Chair Mary Kadera, who had stunned supporters and party regulars with her announcement not to seek reelection, somehow finding time between watching pornography on the internet Major Mike Webb is producing videos, now about his imaginary case against Meta Platforms and the Executive Office of the President.

“Well, Howard, would ya believe I had a dream? Heard that one already. Okay. Any who. I have these figments of my imagination that take the form of emails from top law firms, and sometimes I even receive what I want to believe to be correspondence from courts all over the country. And so, especially after I learned an old college roommate had won yet another Emmy, I thought why not piece these streams of consciousness into a story that might become a movie. What the hey, right? Especially with evolving science, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you might get,” remarked Webb, who fancies himself as a litigation hobbyist and former biological warfare planner, a little beyond a preferred pronoun or gender outside his biologically determined sex. Alrighty then.

And this latest video, a Faustian-themed narrative, tells the tale of a managing associate at a top international law firm in San Francisco, who Webb wants to believe had been the first attorney retained by Meta Platforms in his imaginary case, but who had been replaced by a rising star partner who specializes in bet-the-company litigation for high profile clients. Some people really need to stick to their meds.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

And let’s get ready to RUMBLE! https://rumble.com/vp2uk1-attorneys-need-not-apply-you-have-the-right-to-remain-silent.html.