🧾💥 Bubbles’ Billing Blunder: More WTH$ Sanction requests 💸🎪

Bruce “Bubbles” Matzkin just dropped another motion hotter than a gas station microwave burrito—and it’s already stinking up the docket. After ignoring the Court’s order in Doc. #43 to split the cost of the December 19 deposition, Bubbles thought he could send a “paid” invoice… for a completely different transcript. Classic.

Now, after getting caught red-handed and finally paying his share (months late), he wants the Court to sanction Shochet for daring to ask him to follow the rules. You can’t make this stuff up—unless, of course, you're Bubbles, Esq., President of POLYFLOP™ Productions.

This latest filing is less “motion” and more “tantrum with footnotes.” Welcome to another episode of When Attorneys Cry Wolf: The Matzkin Saga.