Killjoy's Bullhitsa: Cruel Jaws: The Revenge

KBH-4: Another of my shidposts...
In 2024, Severin Films [a boutique label in the USA] had made the mistake of crossing Universal [who they had a pretty sweet deal with] by releasing the infamous Bruno Mattei mockbuster "Cruel Jaws" [aka "Jaws 5"] on DVD and Blu-Ray, them being the first to actually give the film an official release Stateside and the ONLY official BD release ever.

Well, those pricks over at Universal punished Severin by pulling their deal and ruining Severin's potential at making a bigger name for themselves than they otherwise would have had. Vinegar Syndrome stepped in to salvage the affected Universal releases, good on those guys.

But some dark force out there didn't like what Universal did, so much so they have decided to reemerge in a new form to give Universal a taste of their own sharkbait medicine...

The ghost of Bruno Mattei, coming back as a killer shark, in this ONLY sequel to "Cruel Jaws", exclusive to this channel!

Oh and before Universal sets their eyes on me, remember two things:
1): The footage here is well within [& therefore below] the fair use allowance threshold so fair's fair.
2): This is a parody, so fair use applies.
& 3): Don't falsely strike me or I'll do what the original script for "Jaws: The Revenge" did and put Universal under a voodoo spell so EVERY shark in the sea will be hankering for some Universal-burger & a side of Spielfries...