Mirror, Mirror, Who’s The Star?

Rachel Zegler’s take on Snow White has sparked outrage, with her comments on the original film, behind-the-scenes drama, and Disney’s apparent lack of faith in the remake. But what if this whole fiasco were turned into a song? This video presents a parody tune inspired by the controversy—mocking the PR disasters, the reported tensions, and the questionable creative choices that have left fans skeptical. From social media backlash to predictions of a box office flop, this satirical take turns the fairest of them all into the floppiest of them all! 🎶

These are the lyrics.

(Verse 1 )
Once upon a time, in a land far away,
Disney made a remake—what a bold new day!
Cast a leading lady who just loved to preach,
Turned a fairy tale into a woke-up speech.

(Pre-Chorus )
Oh, Rachel, Rachel, look what you’ve done,
Mocked the old movie—wasn’t that fun?
But now the kingdom whispers in fear,
"Will anyone watch when the film is here?"

(Chorus )
🎶 Mirror, mirror, what do you see?
A box office flop on the marquee!
Critics are waiting, but they won’t be kind,
A fairy tale lost in a social-clout bind. 🎶

(Verse 2 )
Skipped the prince, changed the lore,
Seven whole dwarfs? Nah, we need more!
Gal Gadot’s evil, but not as bad,
As a backstage drama making Disney sad.

(Pre-Chorus )
Oh, Rachel, Rachel, why pick a fight?
Now they’re scaling back the big red lights.
Less press, less hype, less faith in the show,
And a very late critic embargo.

(Chorus )
🎶 Mirror, mirror, what do you see?
A billion-dollar mess for Disney!
Security’s up, but the hype’s gone down,
The fairest of flops in the whole damn town. 🎶

(Bridge )
Once a princess, now a meme,
Turned a classic into a fever dream.
Made the fans all roll their eyes,
Disney’s sinking—what a surprise!

(Final Chorus )
🎶 Mirror, mirror, fade to black,
Guess they’re never getting that budget back!
Maybe next time, they’ll think it through,
Before a fairy tale gets ruined by you! 🎶

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