PUN! 160

Patriots Unite NOW!, The US National Security Advisor Does a Waltz with Jeff Goldberg-the Jewish Zealot and Warmonger-Editor of The Atlantic (He Was Also an IDF Prison Guard!), JD Vance's Wife "...Comes from a Long Line of Hindu Scholars "! (She Was Also a SanFagSicko Democrat as Recently as a Decade Ago!), Chicago Is My Kind of Town?: It's the US " Homicide Capital " for the 13th Straight Year! (And Its Mayor Brandy Johnson Has an 80% Disapproval Rating!), Bird Flu Leads US to Import Eggs from Turkey and S. Korea!, Mr. Sarah McBride Is Congressperson from Delaware!, Jessica Aber- Former US Attorney for Eastern District of VA-Is Found Dead Inside a Home! (She Was Only 43! Homicide? Suicide!), Will Audrey Hale's and Louie Mangione's Manifestos Be Released?, Stacey Abrams' Group Is Fined 300G, Is Giorgi Schwartz-AKA George Soros-Funding the Large Demonrat Gatherings Led by Sandy Cortez and Bernie Sanders?, MeTV+ Keeps Attacking Their Viewers via Southern Poverty Law Center!, Inter Alia