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Oh, don't hurt turtles, women, or children! 🙄 | Tue 3-25-25
Trump decries distorted portrait. Yemen group chat? 🤷♂️ RIP Murphy the Bald Eagle. Israelis going to jail refusing to fight!
The Hake Report, Tuesday, March 25, 2025 AD
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0:00:00 Start
0:01:45 Trump portrait; Group chat; "children"
0:07:50 Hey, guys!
0:11:29 Bad portrait
0:16:51 Yemen group chat
0:24:30 Pulled security clearances … Lame-o judge vs deportations
0:49:48 Coffee: Sion, Georgia, Ethiopia
0:54:57 Coffee: Joel Friday TV vs Pete the turtle
1:04:15 CNN promoting this guy…
1:04:42 Murphy the Bald Eagle, emasculated by women, RIP
1:12:55 Refuseniks in Israel — "conscientious objectors"
1:25:00 Children is an emotional word
1:26:25 DANIEL, TX: Who was the Pharaoh of Exodus? Don't buy it!
1:43:23 ALLEN, MI: JLP tees; Exodus history
1:49:00 Trail of Dead - "Days of Being Wild" - 2002, Source Tags and Codes
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