This Dude's Rise-and-Grind Morning Routine is Total Bullsh*t

Everyone should have a morning routine. But if it involves doing nothing for four hours then wiping a banana on your face, we're not sure that's the best routine to go with. This is just an ad for that bottle of water, isn't it?

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