Astronauts Fart Fueled Space Suit Catastrophe

Alright, buckle up for this one—it’s a wild, stinky ride. So, picture this: you’re in a sleek, high-tech space station, suited up in your astronaut gear, about to step into the airlock for a routine spacewalk. You’ve been chowing down on some questionable reconstituted bean paste from the galley—because, let’s be honest, space food is a culinary gamble at best. As you’re waddling toward the airlock, that familiar rumble hits your gut. You figure, “Eh, I’ll just let it rip before I seal myself in, no big deal.”