Black National Anthem - we all need one!

My name is AJ, and I'm in Portland, Maine. These are just my little observations on the world around us from a conservative point of view, though I have a background on the Marxist end of things and was in a religious cult. I'm conservative, but not Christian and am very well educated, so I'm not the stereotype liberals love to push. I love satire, as sometimes that's the only way to respond to things.

Contact me: aronmatyas@hotmail.com

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Everyone keeps talking about the black national anthem, but I'm feeling a little left out. I mean, as a white man I guess I should have my own national anthem, right? And, my fiance, a white woman, should have her own national anthem. Or, do we just share one, and we just share a white national anthem? Or, do we have a cis-gender national anthem?Because no one's talking about the black national anthem relating to gays and lesbians. Are there no gays and lesbians in the black community? What about them? We should have a gay and lesbian national anthem. Though, we should also probably have a trans one, right? Or, a non-binary national anthem? Or, a non-binary trans masc or fem national anthem? And, what about the national anthem for minor attractive persons Why are we not giving them one, and unifying them around the spirit of song? You know, there are some blacks, though, going back to the black national anthem, who aren't actually black. They vote not for Biden and not for Democrats. They vote for Republicans, so they're not actually black. So, they probably should have their own. Probably like an Uncle Tom former black man white national anthem? Since they're now a MAGA, you know. Part of the evil MAGA white supremacist cult. You know what? That's another national anthem we should have. You know I just feel no one is talking about this. You know I I feel so disenfranchised. I just don't have my own national anthem, which reflects me and only me. Because isn't that what a national anthem is about? Separating us into little groups. Welcome to clown world. Insert face palm here.