Gotta Know The Rules

Step into the world of galactic hustle and interstellar charm with “Gotta Know the Rules” – a funky, retro-inspired Ferengi rap straight outta the Gamma Quadrant!

In this animated music video—styled like a classic Johnny Quest cartoon—our smooth-talking Ferengi lays down the Rules of Acquisition with swagger, wit, and just a touch of greed. A human woman catches his eye, but before love can bloom, she’s gotta learn: it’s all about latinum, leverage, and the ledger.

💰 Vintage pulp sci-fi vibes
🎤 Will Smith-style lyrical flow
🛸 Bold 60s animation aesthetic
📜 Classic Ferengi Rules, reimagined
🔥 Smart. Flirty. Profitable.

Girl, you want this lobed-up love? Then you gotta know the rules.
Watch, laugh, vibe—and remember: Once you got their money… never give it back!