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Joyride - music video
Lyrics by DrunkMastodon and MegaXRaptor
using the entertaining "I write one line, he writes the next" process
JOYRIDE
I had a car, it was red and black.
I drove it around, while i ate a big mac.
My kids in the back seat, smoking there crack.
So much crack, that we had it in a sack.
We drove for miles, and sped around.
We could hear a fart, like a loud sound.
We skidded to a stop, and looked around.
We saw a place, called Pass Gas Town.
Acid trip joy ride.
Fat ass joy ride.
(no idea what that means)
Hands cuffed and tied.
Guy in the trunk, is screaming loud.
So loud, i'm surprised it aint a crowd.
The one strapped to the roof is having a cow.
Pedal to the metal, we're at 90 now.
Acid trip joy ride.
Fat ass joy ride.
(no idea what that means)
Hands cuffed and tied.
Swerving around, through the roads.
Where we end up, no one knows.
But we die tonight. That's just how it goes
In a red and black coffin, on the side of the road.
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